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sunnudagur, október 02, 2005 Tittsburg

Ástralir eru með góðan húmor. Hérna kemur einn brandari frá þeim.

American and Australian were talking. The American said to the Australian: I made a total fool of myself the other day. I was buying a train ticket to Pittsburg and the woman who was serving me had huge tits. So instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburg I said give me two tickets to Tittsburg.

Then the Australin said: “That is nothing. I made a bigger fool of myself this morning. I was going to ask my wife to pass me the milk and accidentally said: thanks for ruining my live bitch!!

Síðan var hérna spurning dagsins í blaðinu um daginn: Hvað myndir þú gera ef þú fengir að vera ósýnilegur í einn dag (börn voru spurð). 9 ára strákur sagði: "Ég myndi dansa nakinn fyrir framan morðingja til að sanna að ég sé betri en hann".

Allavegana - takk fyrir að taka mig með til Ástralíu Áslaug.

1 Comments:

Hehehe - þessi er sjúlega góður. Ég heimta fleiri AUSSI brandara.

By Nafnlaus, at 6:49 f.h.

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